"what's your gender?"
"but what's in your pants"
Ok, time to maintain my mastodon instance (and my follow/follower lists)
*walks up to the microphone*
*looks at cue cards*
*nervously*: "p-paw beans"
*the audience explodes into uproarious applause*
me [as a linux expert]: yeah im a bit of a sudo intellectual
@SuricrasiaOnline Deckard: "She's a replicant, isn't she?"
Rachael, an anthro husky: *does that dog head tilt thing*
US politics, unsettling reminder Show more
75% of surveyed Republicans still stand behind Trump.
23% of surveyed /Americans/ overall said they would stand behind Trump no matter what happens.
Unsettling? I hope so. Let this be your wake-up call that the American right simply have no regard for the law anymore, when it suits what they perceive as their interests.
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lookit me ma im doin a linux
@flussence Gentoo is living proof just adopting a CoC doesn't mean shit, what means shit is giving it teeth, and the reality is the fangs are directed at dissent, not to actually bad people
oh my god this is the cutest username/password UI I have ever seen
I've forgotten to say this recently, but:
TIL there's a patent for a manually self-operated butt kicking machine
Looking at the patent: "your machine sucks ass, is that ok?"