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"what's your gender?"
cryptography
"but what's in your pants"
yubikeys

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a guide to forms misgendering: what the cis are really saying Show more

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same artist. this person is great

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Ok, time to maintain my mastodon instance (and my follow/follower lists)

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*walks up to the microphone*

*looks at cue cards*

*nervously*: "p-paw beans"

*the audience explodes into uproarious applause*

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me [as a linux expert]: yeah im a bit of a sudo intellectual

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@SuricrasiaOnline Deckard: "She's a replicant, isn't she?"
Rachael, an anthro husky: *does that dog head tilt thing*

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US politics, unsettling reminder Show more

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Congratulations! If you're reading this, your internet connectivity has been successfully enabled, meaning your AOL subscription has been set up properly! Enjoy browsing over 50 web sites on your own personal computer!

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lookit me ma im doin a linux

*everything crashes*

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@flussence Gentoo is living proof just adopting a CoC doesn't mean shit, what means shit is giving it teeth, and the reality is the fangs are directed at dissent, not to actually bad people

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I've forgotten to say this recently, but:

fuck computers.

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Well uh

TIL there's a patent for a manually self-operated butt kicking machine

Looking at the patent: "your machine sucks ass, is that ok?"

patents.google.com/patent/US20

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you wanna create a slideshow? you use your pentium, you're gonna get about 20% slideshow. i3 7th gen pretty good gets you about 80-90%. now an i7 8th gen? that's just under 200% slideshow. imagine being able to make that much of slideshow power